Thursday, November 19, 2009

Odds & Ends



Yep, its my birthday! I had a great day at work with a special lunch and cake. Lots of well wishes on Facebook. Best part of my day was getting to spend just a sliver of time with Main Squeeze. Yes, he got me a present. I was so impressed. Even got a card and wrote in it. The best part of it was of course hugs and kisses.

So I was thinkin....I'd love to hear your thoughts when you read my blog (good OR bad, just bring it!). It doesnt have to be a dissertation, even just a word or two would be great (and no, Im not soliciting more birthday wishes). And I promise I will try to reciprocate either here or on your blog if you have one. And anonymous comments are welcome as well. Dont make me call your momma!

That is all.
Toodles!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

WOW!

This is how my morning went....I got up checked my email...One comment...Hmm...Ok thats normal.....statcounter.....WTF???...469 hits?.....whats this all about?...check activity.....OMG!.....I got a shout out on FLESHBOT!.....Does this mean I have ARRIVED?

And the thing is, I cant TELL anyone because no one IRL knows I have this blog! Dangit!


Thanks y'all!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Random Dozen

1. What was the last song you listened to? Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-lot. Long story, had some teenagers in the car.

2. Have you ever had “buyer’s remorse” over anything?
I tend to be what one of my coworkers calls an "anorexic shopper" meaning I buy stuff and then take it back. On the flip side, I also often have non-buyers remorse, meaning Im always thinking to myself "damn why DIDNT I buy that?"

3. What is something in your life that you are thankful for now that you didn’t think you would be at the time of the event? (Something that seemed ill-timed, inconvenient or hurtful which turned out to be a good thing). Broke up with my boyfriend, the cool college guy because he wasnt all that cool after all. Met my next boyfriend the next week. Married him 5 years later.

4. Do you watch the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade every year? If so, do you have a favorite float or balloon? My kids love to watch it, so most of the time I get sucked into it, too. I dont really have a fave.

5. Share a quote, scripture, poem or lyric which has been an inspiration to you lately. "Establish blame early, repeat loudly and often."

6. This is meant to be a fun question, and this is a G-rated blog, but please share a “guilty pleasure,” something that you enjoy that’s probably not the most edifying, time-worthy or healthy thing you could be indulging in. Did I mention--G rating?
MASTURBATION!

7. What Thanksgiving food are you looking forward to? Im not a turkey fan, but I do love all the side dishes. Deviled eggs are a pain in the ass to make but I love them!

8. What is your favorite book to read to children, or what was your favorite childhood book? Goodnight Moon. In the great green room there was a....

9. Do you collect anything? (Feel free to post a photo.)
I mostly collect dust. But my kitchen is full of roosters.

10. Gift bags or wrapping paper? I prefer to wrap presents because part of the thrill of a present is opening the package. But sometimes Im in a crunch for time so I have to use a bag.

11. Share an after-school memory from when you were younger. What was your routine like on an average day? Walking home from school to my grandmothers house and having a snack and drinking pepsi out of a glass bottle. Then sometimes I would go out and play with my friend.

12. True story: Once, in a job interview, I was asked this question and told there would be no clarifying; I simply had to answer the question: “When you’re fishing, do you feel for the fish?” So what about you? When you're fishing, do you feel for the fish? Yeah. He/she is probably thinking, "Shit! Fell for it hook, line, and sinker!" LOL

Monday, November 16, 2009

Goodbye to HWHYtbN

Just had a short exchange on IM with HWHYtbN. Surely he doesn't think I believe he didn't know why he hasn't heard from me in a week. "Why so quiet?" He is a very smart man, not much gets past him. I told him I was born at night but not last night. He was actually arrogantly unapologetic. I said for him to blow me off after making such a request was inexcusable. I know I deserve better. Then I said "Im done here."

He said "Happy Birthday." Then he signed out.

Friday, November 13, 2009

I love it when...

He is there before me. His text tells me he is ready for me. I am driving fast, not wasting a second to get there and be with him. My mouth is dry with excitement. It has been too long (only a week) since his skin has been on mine. He lets me in and his eyes dont leave my body while I take off my shoes and my jewelry, quickly. We dont have long. I take my clothes off and before my shirt hits the floor I am in his arms.

He sits on the edge of the bed before me. I have waited a week for this very moment. It is the first kiss, the first touch, the first hug, the first stroke, the first lick that I cherish of each. Our time is short nevertheless neither of us wants to miss an inch of the other.

He pulls me close and nuzzles himself right between my breasts. It is one of his favorite places, Im quite sure. "Did you miss me?" He questions. "Nah," I playfully answer, "Did YOU miss ME?" "Yes." he says. At that moment "yes" is the sweetest word in the english language.

He unhooks my bra, freeing my girls. He inspects them and laughs low under his breath. He takes one and savors it like a hungry man who hasnt eaten all day. He sucks and nibbles and licks and caresses. I love watching him enjoy my body, devouring and consuming it. He continues on the other one, not favoring one over the other.

I push him back on the bed and climb over him, straddling him, grinding myself on him. I could slide myself down on his cock at any moment, but save that for later. He slips a hand down between us and into my wetness. Inhaling deeply, I moan into his ear "I love it when you touch me." Circling my clit with his fingers and dipping into my hole for more juices, I find my body starting to tense up. I grab onto his shoulders while he takes me closer and closer. He whispers in my ear with his low voice, "I wanna lick your pussy" rolls me over and dives in. Immediately I am in heaven. Im not quite sure what he does down there, but I do know he is a master at it. He should give lessons. He licks and sucks my clit until I am a trembling mess of juicy goodness. And if that werent enough he goes in with fingers, in and out, around in circles, not missing a spot. THE spot. He knows THAT spot, the one that takes my breath away. And he is ON IT.

He is sweating from a job well done and I am trying to catch my breath. He crawls up and lets me taste myself on his lips, savoring myself there. NOW its time for ME to savor HIM for a bit. I kiss his body, licking and nibbling his nipples. They stay hard forever. I love flicking them with my tongue and pinching them with my fingers. He lets me have my way, lets me take my time doing what I love. I lick and kiss a trail down his stomach, around his bellybutton, around his hips. I spend some time kissing his thighs, still not touching his cock. Making him wait. I spread his legs out getting closer and closer, back and forth. Finally I take him in my mouth. "Damn" he says.

I lick around and around the tip, down his hardening shaft, his balls, down to that sweet spot between his ass and his balls. My mouth is watering and his cock is wet, slick from my mouth. My mouth and hand work him together, feeling his length and girth growing. I know when he is getting close. He rocks his hips and grabs my hair in both hands. "FUCK FUCK FUCK" he says, holding my head still and slamming his cock in as far as it goes, leaving his gift in the back of my throat. He cums hard, almost convulsing, closing his thighs in around my head. I keep him deep in my mouth until he is done, relaxing his arms and legs spread eagle on the bed and panting.

"I love it when you cum," I said......He smiles and laughs in that low sexy gravelly voice, "So do I."

Friday Fill-Ins

Ok I'll throw my hat in the ring on this one since it doesnt entail a photograph of my rather itchy kitty. Kevin, I dont know if Im up to SHOWING my pussy here. It was a big enough step that I shaved the thing! HA!

1. The last band I saw live was Hannah Montana

2. What I look forward to most on Thanksgiving is being with my family. And eating.

3. Thoughts of Main Squeeze totally consuming my honey pot fill my head.

4. I wish I could wear anything from Victoria's Secret

5. Bagpipes are almost like nails on a chalkboard

6. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to hanging with my kids, hubby wont be home, yay no cooking, tomorrow my plans include some work around the house and then my son has a music thing he is in, and Sunday I want to take a nap!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

For NOTHING??



Thanks John and Ann for this reference. Thats exactly the way I feel about it. So Ive moved on. Ironic thing is, Main Squeeze was the one who got to enjoy my freshly shaved slick pussy. He was neither for it nor against it. Dont know if Im keepin it or not (sounds like Im talking about a stray cat). The kitty, she itches.

Ive had a few more new people in my inbox of late, but strangely since Main Squeeze and I got over our hiatus things have been different. I think I felt the need for others "just in case" since he was so on and off all the time. I needed someone always waiting in the wings. He's more consistent now. And we pretty much see each other every time our schedules will allow, so I dont find myself with a lot of time for other friends.

I'll let you know whether the kitty stays slick or not.